Hulk smash! Hulk bash! Hulk No.1!

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

It is understandable if you are a little sceptical about seeing this film considering its predocessor was...crap to put it lightly. But this film is so much more. Starring Edward Norton and Liv Tyler, the movie begins with Bruce Banner still trying to escape his menacing alter ego and the U.S. military. Due to a fatal error while working in a factory the military falls hard on his trail as he travels throughout the world to try and escape them while he tries to keep in contact with the mysterious Mr Blue who believes he can heal banner of his curse. But I can tell you right now that if you believe that they can actually undo the process that created the Hulk then there is not point in believing the Hulk ever existed. So you can understand why myself and countless others knew straight away that this mission to stop the Hulk was inevitabley impossible, so you can't say I ruined it for you if you haven't seen it yet. I'm just giving you the information that would probably be in the synopsis for this movie. I'm not sure. I don't have IMDB set as my homepage. If you are still unconvinced that this movie is good at the very least talk to people who have seen it and ask what they thought of it. It would be a shame for you to miss out...I think. Maybe I'll just mock you for countless years for your naiveity or stupidity. I'm not sure which one would suit better. However, if you have chosen to see a film other than the one I am reviewing currently then maybe you should go see Sex and the City you utter prat. Never has anyones money been put to such a worthless cause. I haven't seen it, I just know that if you go to see a movie about a bunch of ugly 50 year old women who act like men then you are surely to be diappointed. Also, having the word "sex" in it doesn't mean you get to see some hardcore scenes. It just means you get to watch several hours of Ugly McUgly and her ugly friends talk about it. Not quite the same thing, is it? Indiana Jones was a bust as well. Aliens. UFOs. Dear God, has Mr Spielberg been taking any crack? The only other film out right now I can recommend is 'The Happening'. Not seen it myself, but apparently it is M. Night Shyamalan's greatest achievment since 'The 6th Sense'. Hard to believe since the last few movies such as 'Signs' and 'The Village' verged on the shitty side of films. No offence to the guy as he has some great ideas even if they don't turn out to well. So, there you have it folks. It's the summer time and you should do more than just watching movies or playing games, but seriously you're probably in your twenties and you haven't set foot outside your door since 'The OC' started airing.